Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.