Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.