Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!