Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.