Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies