Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.