Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.