Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies."

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Cud Jokes More Cud Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call explosive cow vomit?

A cud missle!

Dis Jokes More Dis Jokes

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u