How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.