How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!