How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.