How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.