Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender