Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."