Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs