Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

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What food describes most men?

Jerky.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.