What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek