How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip