What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Previous Random Joke Next
Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident