What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's a laughing condiment?

Ayy lmayo

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident