What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!