What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.