What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook