A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
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You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.
A: I "NEED" you!
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
You keep it waiting for three hours!
Because I told him a good joke.
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
The ones with food.
Well let me tell you...
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Would you like fries with that "
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He turns off his xbox.