A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
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You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
He raised Cain.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
Need to know ASAP.
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
A stalemate.
A: Turn off the carousel.
Namaste home tonight.
Just pay for your pizza.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Terri-fried!
Ask them if they play league.
They are always asking for change.