How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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They pull up their pants.

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Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.