How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.