Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that