Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.