Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!