Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.