How do you get your hair into shape?

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.