How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.