How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

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E we go E we go E we go!

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FINNISH HYMN!