Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.