Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.