Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.