Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.