What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.