What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
The Allahu Ak Bar
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
In tennis, love means nothing.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
