What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.