She was hit by a bus
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Neither of them can finish a play
Because it was irony.
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Wine gets better as it gets older
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
