What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation