What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation