Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.