What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.