What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Hairy Potter