How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.