How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.