What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.