What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.