Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..