Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.