Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.