What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.