How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.