Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.