Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.