Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"