Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener