Radio Host Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE