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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Hit.
Worthless
Hoblin Goblin.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
They've never known what home is.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
She had a ball
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Because he's a little prick!
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Paul gas coin!
Paul stop monkeying around!
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay
When you are playing Charades.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
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