Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.