Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Move the trees closer together.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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He's the smallest one

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They'll tell you.

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A high medium low

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."