Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!