What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.