What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!