What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.