What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.