What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.