What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.