Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.