Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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They're Putin up with it.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.