Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.