Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.