Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.