When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.