Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.