Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.