What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.