She wiped her arse.
He heard it was finger licking good.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
because he wasn't a fungi!
Because her boyfriend was going in .
A cloth.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
