Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)