Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

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One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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Alfredo

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He wouldn't turn in his essay

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Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Because it was drunk.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.