Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Ones in a cup

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...