One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
They lack vitamin D
Fur traders.
Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!
A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker
One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.