Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.