Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.