Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.