What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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What do you call a slow transgender?

Translate.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead