What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)